22. harlem native. slam poet. cook. cartoon, internet, and music addict.
white people will most likely get offended. i gives nan a fuck, doe.
obsessed with personal [life]style cultivation. shit-talker. yankees fan.
the greatest of these is love.
i have the worst head-cold/sinus headache ever.
but my dad bought me the big-ass “goodbye cruel world” bottle of nyquil.
he loves me <3333333
why?
because i’m giving this brownie the BUSINESS
and my boobs look great
that’s why.
| naia: | i want SamJack to read it |
| felicia: | =)) :(( |
| naia: | =)))))))))))))))))))))) |
| felicia: | DMX |
| felicia: | MORGAN FREEMAN |
| naia: | =))))))))))))))) |
| felicia: | COMMON :(((((((((((( =)) JOHN LEGENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
| felicia: | [leaves] |
| naia: | SamJack = "I JUST WANT THE MOTHAFUCKIN PUSSY ON MY MOTHAFUCKIN FACE" |
| felicia: | )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
| felicia: | [leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaves] |
| naia: | DMX = AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOBITCH WHYDONTCOMEOVERHERE |
| naia: | SHOWMEWHATDATMOUFDO |
| felicia: | =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
| felicia: | :(( i'd cryyyyy |
| naia: | =)))))))))))))) |
| felicia: | whyyyyyyyyyyy are you angry at my pussy |
| naia: | john legend would sing the whole thing |
| naia: | nigga voice sounding like cardboard covered in velvet |
| felicia: | DEAD |
| felicia: | common would just make me wanna vote. |
| felicia: | political pussy. |
| naia: | psifjlzsdjflshdlfjsdlfjpisfjdsfodsfosdjiofjsof |
| naia: | "while i slid inside her, i was reminded of my social obligations to go down to my local politician's office and request time with him or her to discuss the sudden closing of the nearby senior citizen's home" |
| felicia: | =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
| felicia: | d e a d |
he got my paddle brush
first he started brushing my back
then he started hitting the remote with the brush
now he’s changing the channel like he don’t love Nick Jr.
if you saw the previous picture of us
you’ll understand how epic it is that he moved to this position more or less by himself and NEVER woke up.
late night chillin with my godbaby and his newly done twists.
his nickname is loc-dawg until further notice.
tonight, in T-shirts & Titties…
| me: | dad... do you think i was wrong? |
| dad: | do you believe in what you said? |
| me: | 100%. |
| dad: | then fuck 'em. |
as a POC ether white people are hyper aware of your existence or you’re invisible.
Or somehow you get a mix of both in one encounter because you are dehumanized.
Yeah.
LOOKIE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN MY PURSE
AWW YISS
MUTHAFUCKIN KIT KATS