the dork knight.
ask me shit.   my name is naia and my spirit animal is cubone.

22. harlem native. slam poet. cook. cartoon, internet, and music addict.
obsessed with personal [life]style cultivation. shit-talker. yankees fan.

white people will most likely get offended. i gives nan a fuck, doe.
the greatest of these is love.


animalstalkinginallcaps: THANKS, MIKE. SEE YOU TOMORROW. NEXT! SINGLE FILE LINE, PLEASE! LOWEST PRICES IN TOWN, FOLKS. BARGAIN BASEMENT DEALS ON ALL MAJOR CIGARETTE BRANDS. FREE LIGHTER WITH THE PURCHASE OF A CARTON. I ALSO GOT SCRATCH OFF TICKETS, SUDOKU BOOKS, HUMMEL FIGURINES, SWITCHBLADES, BEEF JERKY, PERSONAL LUBRICANTS, METHAMPHETAMINES, RUBBER BANDS, BATTERIES, BUBBLEGUM, WHITE SLAVES, SNACK FOODS … ALL THAT STUFF, PRICED TO MOVE. IT’S OKAY, HONEY. STEP ON UP TO THE WINDOW. I DON’T BITE. I’LL TAKE TEN WHITE SLAVES TO GO, GOOD SIR

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THANKS, MIKE. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

NEXT! SINGLE FILE LINE, PLEASE! LOWEST PRICES IN TOWN, FOLKS. BARGAIN BASEMENT DEALS ON ALL MAJOR CIGARETTE BRANDS. FREE LIGHTER WITH THE PURCHASE OF A CARTON. I ALSO GOT SCRATCH OFF TICKETS, SUDOKU BOOKS, HUMMEL FIGURINES, SWITCHBLADES, BEEF JERKY, PERSONAL LUBRICANTS, METHAMPHETAMINES, RUBBER BANDS, BATTERIES, BUBBLEGUM, WHITE SLAVES, SNACK FOODS … ALL THAT STUFF, PRICED TO MOVE.

IT’S OKAY, HONEY. STEP ON UP TO THE WINDOW. I DON’T BITE.

I’LL TAKE TEN WHITE SLAVES TO GO, GOOD SIR

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